IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
This looks really good; this is how you shed the Disney image, and it totally doesn’t look like Vanessa Hudgens
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
as soon as you call a white person racist they suddenly have a degree in your culture
#Wikipedia University #Majoring in Googlenomics #Minoring in IHaveABrownFriendology
"Something America does not know about me is that I got a new puppy… and her name is Charlie." [x]
"And then that European Bitch asked if my Hair was real"
pardon me while I fall the fuck out
Me waiting for Starbucks.
this is really really sad….
this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes.
god, i love this
So women can wear beachwear all they want to football games, , but when men do it, they get kicked out? This is gender discrimination, folks.
It’s a damn shame. Such a fucking stupid double standard. Like for example, I can see a commercial about some woman in a bikini eating a burger with some football announcers saying how hot she is; not a peep from anyone. But when that Joe Boxer commercial came out where the guys jiggled their “bells” to the tune of Jingle Bells a bunch of people call it inappropriate.
If we sexualize women, why the fuck not men too?!
Or how about we sexualize no one bc that sounds better
Because men in tiny shorts is not appealing to straight men, it’s not allowed.
^ you better say that!
Lingerie Editorial: ID.Sarrieri Lingerie for Rumours Magazine
I adore a good lingerie editorial.